The Queen's State of All Too Earthbound is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.384 billion All Too Earthboundians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The powerhouse All Too Earthboundian economy, worth 866 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,532 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,167 per year while the poor average 2,285, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and All Too Earthbound has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All Too Earthbound's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

All Too Earthbound is ranked 215,558^th in the world and 654^th in 0000 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.